IDENTITY THEFT

One of the downsides of being the fabulous Sarah Aitken is that occasionally, one of the nobodies of the world will try to cash in on your good name and steal some of your hard-earned glory.

It is with a heavy heart and 'something in my eye' that I tell you all this story. My name has been stolen.

By an overweight ginger dude from Queensland who makes 'coincidental' appearances at festivals I attend and claims to be a legitimate 'artist'; a bluesman to be exact.

8 BALL AITKEN is his name, and this is his game:

Honestly, just because I've been out of the country doesn't mean my name is free for all.

The injustice.